me, knowing i will regret this: yeah well that sounds like a problem for future me
future me, in all likelihood: I understand but also fuck you
me (on a date): so…. wanna watch 155 hours of The X-Files with me?
10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil
me: *discussing w/ myself in my head*
me: my thoughts exactly
Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted
I got so used to saying “benny franks” during the benjamin franklin chapter of a history class I took a few years ago that I use it during conversations in Real Life and get a plethora of judgy looks
friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress
