Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
thanks
employer: why do you want this job?
me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$
jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool
me @ myself: don’t u get your hopes up ok
also me: *gets my hopes up*
note to self: stay quiet to remain mysterious and also to not embarrass yourself
There is a time and place for decaf coffee, never and in the trash.
how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span
this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet
Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR
Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing
