a guy from my school once challenged a guy from a school by the farms to a fight and the guy from my school brought a switchblade so everyone was like “oh he’s gonna fuck him up” but the farmer guy brought a fucking pitchfork
me: is mean spirited, is always ready to fight, gets angry over small things
also me: avoids confrontation, cant handle negative emotions, will die if someone is upset with me
me: i want a game which gives you tough choices with huge consequences
me, faced with a tiny choice and no consequences: [ sits and reads the wiki page for 3 hours ] [ writes a 2,000 word essay weighing the pros and cons ] ……i can’t make this decision
luke skywalker: my apprentice just turned to the dark side what would yoda or obi-wan do
luke skywalker:
luke skywalker: *pulls on hawaiian shirt and shades*
luke skywalker: exile
552:
2016 is cancelled i have a headache
me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy*
toy: *makes very loud noise*
me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn’t just do that
when i was a kid i was obsessed with werewolves and i tried to make up/rationalize my own lore for them, and i had this idea about why silver kills them
it was that something about werewolves’ blood was hyper-reactive with silver, so if they were shot or stabbed with it or otherwise got it in their bloodstream, it would literally just turn their blood into liquid silver. not all at once, but slowly–and of couse, the closer to the heart that the silver hit, the sooner it would stop and they’d die. meaning if they got hit in the hand or the arm, they could save themselves but they’d have to cut it off.
it only just now occurred to me what would inevitably come of that: hunters who hunt werewolves not because they’re monsters, but because they’re literally living silver mines. not killing them, but capturing them, and routinely taking blood from them so they can add a single flake of silver and suddenly have 100x more.
I love this! At first I imagined the silver being solid, forming a horrifying lattice of metal inside the werewolf’s veins.
Nobody is built like me, I designed myself.
My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole month for another random burst of motivation to do the thing ya feel