so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
It’s far too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning
Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett
This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.
selfies
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: Did what hurt?
Guy: when you fell from heaven? Because you’re an angel
Me: Nah my forty nine wings slowed my descent. I bruised one wanna see?
Guy: What OH GOD OH GOD NO
Me: *unfurls wings, opens a thousand eyes, becomes fire and lightning*
Guy: *screaming*
Me: SEE?
Guy: *eyes explode, still screaming*
