corvidyouths:

we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean

litlanac:

simple and effective ways to deal with stress include AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

egdirp:

you dont understand pain until you fall for a series with a tiny fandom

trevenant:

when will my DS stylus return from the war

accio-shitpost:

remember when severus snape, schoolteacher, was the worst fear of a kid who literally had his parents tortured nearly to death by murderers? hahahahahaha wild

azalea-dylan:

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

shut-it-polly:

this is blasphemous