*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.
the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep
people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.
current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed
oeus:
*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud
My shadow said to me:
what is the matterIsn’t the moon warm
enough for you
why do you need
the blanket of another body?
Margaret Atwood, excerpt from “The Shadow Voice” (via larmoyante)
apparently theres an important day coming up for all of the couples in the world? the valensteins day? valenslimes? I wouldn’t know
tom lehrer is bae
