im so stressed out i want to go live on the moon by myself for a couple years
I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers
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im giving away this entire website

how can anyone dislike harry james potter he discovered he could talk to snakes and his first reaction was to make small talk
“Mulder wouldn’t be that clingy for Scully.”
Scully went away for a weekend once and he almost died.
Scully went on a date one night and he ended up in a jail in New Jersey
Scully once told Mulder to get some sleep so she could take a damn break from him for a few hours and he ended up accidentally letting a convicted murderer loose.
Scully went to work with another agent once and Mulder called her every 10 seconds and followed the case she was working on and almost killed the agent who put her life in danger.
Mulder literally made the entire planet’s population disappear and he still looked for Scully.
MULDER LITERALLY STOLE SCULLY’S KEYS SO SHE WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH HIM ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
Scully once fell down a hole and instead of going to get help, Mulder jumped down there with her. Bye.
Mulder once took a case (that he knew had nothing to do with anything) and made Scully fly out to Minnesota for it just so he could take her to a football game.
me to mother earth: we totally deserve what’s coming to us but are you ok
the sound of scully’s high heels against the floor reblog if u agree
remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”
lol
Government Secret #567
Ever seen the movie Ratatouille? Well, guess what’s going on in Donald Trump’s toupee. Aliens, that’s what. Rodent aliens.