In sorrow, pretend to be fearless. In happiness, tremble.
Jane Hirshfield, from “In Praise of Coldness” (via aivlistree)
can the united states just chill for one day
bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town
“why are there so many gays on TV???”
because.. there are gays… in real life…. walking among us…. living… breathing…… gaying
“I tried to scroll past this”
and now i will succeed where you have failed
With girls it’s either I JUST SHAVED FEEL MY LEGS or I HAVEN’T SHAVED IN TWO MONTHS FEEL MY LEGS
me: *knows exactly what i have to say*
me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*
