officialsalsa:

nothing makes me more productive than the last minute

achillics:

nature documentaries are so comforting, like no matter how shit you’re feeling, somewhere out there a flamingo is totally loving life rn eating his shrimp & standing on one leg

isaac:

procrastinating like

tumblr shower thoughts: articulated, calculated, humorously existential, observational
real shower thoughts: BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP FUCK I ALMOST SLIPPED THE PARAMEDICS WOULD HAVE FOUND ME NAKED I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I WORK REALLY HARD FUCK AM I REALLY OUT OF SHAMPOO ALREADY

lesbogoth:

worms dont have one mean bone in their body. they have no bones. or limbs. only compassion and engaging personalities

nosdrinker:

lilraisins:

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

weavemunchers:

[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?