i love sirius’s first appearance he’s just like
- ‘hahahahhahhaha harry what u gonna do, kill me?’
- makes werewolf joke
- plots murder
Just because the world is beautiful
doesn’t mean it will satisfy us.
Rebecca Lindenberg, from Love, an Index (via nightjasmine)
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The Millennium Muses
Written back in May of 2015, this is how I imagined artists would invent muses for modern endeavors.
-QPT
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
