the moon is beautiful

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*
Me: I am the backbone of this household

dukewolber:

damianmcgintleman:

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

millivedder:

Vincent Creek

Prints

gayfurever:

hranuspeaks:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

My mom and dad af

mymodernmet:

Vivid Embroidery Art Woven onto Vintage Tennis and Badminton Rackets

mymodernmet:

Vivid Embroidery Art Woven onto Vintage Tennis and Badminton Rackets

flirting-with-psychology:

The fuck point (n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it

millefeu:

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic

Chemistry labs: Tie your hair back. Wear lab coats. No shorts allowed. Safety goggles. Good walking shoes. Wear only certain kinds of socks. Don’t sacrifice safety for modesty.
Physics Labs: If you got long hair you might want to tie it back.
Geology Labs: Here’s a rock you can lick

monsterkissed:

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t