me replying late to someone i just met: i am so sorry this doesnt usually happen ill try to reply earlier from now on
me replying late to someone ive known for a while: listen asshole .be grateful it only took me 8 days, this couldve been weeks, even months. next time i might just not reply at all, count your blessings, next time i might just not be there for you .
i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like “listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman”
Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
