sext me in mla format
“are you fucking kidding me” -me every two seconds at school
hit post limit. punch post limit. kick post limit. break post limit’s spirit.
Heelies away from all of my problems
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open
Do you ever listen to a song just for that one part
i wonder what new slang words will surface in the new year that i’ll start to use ironically but then won’t be able to stop using
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
did christmas even happen
