“what’s your favorite position in bed?”
near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
Admire as much as you can. Most people do not admire enough.
Vincent van Gogh (via enjolrras)
My “idc” game strong af
I love tumblr bc literally all you have to do is say, idk, olaf from frozen is a lesbian, and if it gets more than 1k notes someone on this site with the word ‘egalitarian’ in their about me will reblog it with a detailed rebuttal
everytime i see a dog in the street
me: look at him go with his dog legs
me: i bet it has great dog plans today
me: i hope it has a good dog day
me:
me: what a dog
person: i hate cats
me: what the fuck
youth dystopian novel protagonist: i guess you could say there’s a darkness in me. i’m not normal. never have been
barista at jamba juice: ma’am are you going to order anything
Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not
I hope that in 2016 I will at least stop ruining my own life
