curism:

do u ever have a drama high…… like after a fight or petty drama u feel rejuvenated and clean. like everything feels so surreal and ur heart is so calm and u feel so good

moriarty:

moriarty:

this pigeon was having trouble pecking at a stale cookie on the street so i went over and crushed it with my foot so it could eat better and i think that was the nicest thing i did this year

FUCK YOU GUYS WHO THOUGHT THAT I CRUSHED THE PIGEON AT FIRST IM A NICE PERSON

meladoodle:

i-am-your-imaginary-friend:

meladoodle:

Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me

Perks: Free cake tho

What do you work as???

I get hired to steal cake from kids 

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

certan:

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

gourmetgay:

bro 1: hey dude when were you born

bro 2: September 28 why bro

bro 1: ur a Libra bro… you’re my…. Libro

bro 2: bro

bro 1: bro