the moon is beautiful

dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

Me: [doesn’t realize or recognize the severity of the situation I’m in]
Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything
Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess

jcgreen72:

nyctaeus:

if u are ever in a bad mood just remember when bob ross put squirrels in his shirt pocket so they could watch him work in the joy of painting

sweet feathery jesus i needed this

suspend:

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

possiblybpd:

loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

codenamereader:

herhmione:

*flips back to the map in the front of the book every time a place is mentioned*

*reads a fantasy book on an ereader* “where the fuck are they going what is this place”