spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

childservices:

Honey, I contoured the kids

japhaniel:

tre-cool-swallows:

Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating Me Like Shit: a debut novel by me

And the sequel; Am I Overreacting Or Am I Supposed to be Angry

eeneyaoifan97:

just-shower-thoughts:

I wonder what animals think roads are.

they call it thunderpath why dont you read a warrior cats book you fool, you imbecile

dragondicks:

I went to smell my bra this morning to see if it was gross and for some reason the instructions got fucked up on the way from my brain and I ended up putting it to my ear and just listening to it for a second. Idk how my brain thought that would help, like if I could hear the ocean it’s time to put on a clean bra

kngshxt:

i am not a hint taker. u need to speak up.

me to myself: why do you talk