actualbrendonurie:

if u look up there it is

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

nikeash:

– need naps
– will scream ‘dog’ when there’s a dog
– cry too much
– screaming
– ????
– need to be held often

@ people who tag: i read all of them ya nasties
@ people who don’t tag: do u even have thoughts

Me: *asks question*
Teacher: *doesnt answer question*
Teacher: That make sense?
Me: Yeah! Thanks!

currentlyonfire:

I hate these educational Cat in the Hat things where the Cat in the Hat teaches you shit about, like, healthy food or whatever. The Cat in the Hat is a chaotic neutral home invader whose information is highly questionable at best.

8hy:

me? overreacting? probably 

jewishheatherchandler:

• demon queen
• mythic bitch
• the almighty

draven926:

theboywasonfiretoo:

michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction