kirschtastic:

the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep

extrasad:

i smudge my eyeliner with my tears for that sexy tired messy look

forcenturies:

I like how “I hate you” or “I hate this” has become a sign of affection towards the person/thing

fartgallery:

we go to a field and i lead you into a hot air balloon. you are so amazed by the scenery that you havent noticed im not in the balloon with you. then you see something flying towards you in the distance. its me, in my own hot air balloon, holding a long pointy pole. you notice you also have a pole in your balloon. we are now air jousting. last balloon flying wins the date