I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.

when you eat gushers your head turns into the fruit of the flavor that you eat so why the fuck did the black kids head turn into an octopus

PSA

korrigantsionnach:

nightkunoichi:

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a fucking human!

I thought this was about like a computer server and I was understandably frightened for a moment

beeishappy:

Stay safe this holiday season.

Celebration post for all the people graduating from the kid’s Christmas table and moving to the adult Christmas table this year

simplessence:

mixed-apocalyptic:

jason-peeta-todd:

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

3. [alternate plural] all’a y’all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll

garrottduroque:

Since there is a full moon on Christmas this year, any relative that “can’t make it” to the Christmas dinner is probably a werewolf.

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has

but it has

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

dragonpajamas:

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

bookandwords:

I have so many books to read so why am I on tumblr