Me, sipping champange in a silky white dress, lounging on a windowseat: How was 2015 for me? I’m glad you asked, dear. Do you mind holding this glass while I set myself on fire.
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
Spoiler Alert
there are wars in the stars
‘the oppression the irish faced proves racism against whites is real!’
a) thats xenophobia, not racism. the americans hated us because we were from ireland, not because we were fucking white lol.
b) learn the difference between ‘these people are from a different country, get them out of here’ and ‘these people are of a different race, get them out of here’
c) stop using us as a gotcha against black ppl, you racist shitbags
nothing makes me laugh like christmas lights set to strobe, like “sure, we could have a nice cozy winter but that’s too boring, let’s hold a motherfucking jesus rave”
me to myself: please study for your exams
me also to myself: no way pal, i love fucking up my own life!
Cleaning the oceans one step at a time
Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.
Fucking genius!
Boost!!👏🏾
There’s only 9 days left and they aren’t even 35% funded. Boost and help them out!
alarm clock: because every morning should begin with a heart attack
catherine needs to settle down before her antics land her in some hot water!!!!
