autisticmerrill:

callmefreakfujiko:

autisticmerrill:

I work at Old Navy where we sell Boyfriend Flannel and trust me everyday teenage lesbian sjws run in screaming and tearing apart all the bf flannel so no straights can ever buy it, all shouting “DIE STRAIGHTIES” in customers faces. It’s costing us millions but we can’t stop them. They are too powerful. Please save me.

Couldn’t you get the fucking security or the COPS or something to fucking STOP THEM!?

So I’m bad at identifying tone especially over the internet so I just want to make sure you know that this post was a joke