imaginarycircus:

euphrasiefauchelevent:

imagine a parks and recreation-style show but set in the ministry of magic

I’m Ron Swanson. This is Auror Training. I don’t hold with unnecessary wand waving. I’m going to teach you to take down an opponent with your bare hands. You will also practice the use and proper maintenance of firearms. Remember. Even a large rock in a sock is a better weapon than magic. Magic is a crutch we rely on because we are lazy and weak.