2016 is that one person on reality tv shows who says “I didn’t come here to make friends”
Author: acescents
be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods
personally, i hope 2017 is the year the Old Gods awaken from their slumber and lay waste to human civilization
my hobby is setting games on ‘easy’ and still getting my fucking ass kicked
just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her
in another better universe Donald Trump is dead and Carrie Fisher is President
Lmafooooo!!!! Why he gotta be so damn extra! Nigga just die already!!!
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that was absolutely needed
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Did he do a damn head stand to his death 💀
staying @ someone else’s place is so perpetually uncomfortable? everything feels like an inconvenience + invasion of privacy. sitting in a chair? inconvenience. opening a cabinet to get a glass? invasion of privacy. breathing? invasion of


