Author: acescents

sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake

twinkwolf:

twinkwolf:

2016, after trying and failing to take our mom carrie fisher away from us, kills george michael on CHRISTMAS DAY knowing FULL WELL that “last christmas i gave you my heart” is modern day christmas carol BANGER. what a PETTY BITCH can this year just fucking END so i can repress all 365 days of it already!!!!

I’ve been informed that 2016 is 366 days long!! what kind of demon mischief is that!!!

aridotdash:

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theunvanquishedzims:

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

not just essentially