Mountain cousin doesn’t hug; university cousin makes up for it
Author: acescents
Illinois! Illinois! Illinois!

career goals: femme fatale
Have you ever thought of WHY you’ve never had a boyfriend???
no i’m too busy putting on face masks and satin robes
Uno, dos, stress
Hashmi’s tweet went viral, with over 25,000 likes. Hashmi also made the list available to all via a google spreadsheet. The sheet lists what was condemned, who condemned it and a link to evidence of this. It took her about three weeks to complete.
#go hard or go home but do it out of spite
please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books
Love you, bye! Read it and weep.
“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future
fanfiction.net gave me the sex talk






